Your Grandmother is Going to Love the ‘Evil Dead’ Redband Trailer

By  · Published on January 4th, 2013

If, like all grandmothers, yours is into gallons of blood spewing from someone’s mouth, forced tree seduction, banned books and mangled lesbian make-out scenes, she is going to absolutely rave about the new redband trailer for the Evil Dead remake. She may even knit a sweater with the Necronomicon on it.

And if you were afraid they were going to dial back on the violence and gore, take heart. Then squeeze it, jab an exacto knife into it, and you’ll have the kind of red-raining imagery that the Fede Alvarez-directed, Diablo Cody-scripted flick.

If you’re sitting in the front row, it’s time to put on the raincoat we’ve provided for you:

The message here seems to be that reading books is dangerous.

Evil Dead hits theaters April 12th.

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