Junkfood Cinema

Junkfood Horror: Return of the Living Dead Part II

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; we punish because we care. This is the weekly FSR column that simultaneously got me… Read More

Junkfood Cinema: Halloween III — Season of the Witch (31 Days Of Horror)

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema: now with 100% more! Time to shake off the cobwebs, crack the padlock on the… Read More

Junkfood Cinema: Piranha

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema: if you’re calling to complain about the noise, it’s just our hearts exploding. If this… Read More

Junkfood Cinema: The Vindicator

Junkfood Cinema: The VindicatorWelcome back to Junkfood Cinema; if you meant to read Culture Warrior, please log off and try… Read More

Junkfood Cinema: Street Fighter

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema: the worst part of your weekend. Every Friday I assault your sense of cinematic decency… Read More

Junkfood Cinema: The 7 Faces of Dr. Lao

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; apology letters pending. You poor schmucks have stumbled upon the internet’s biggest affront to quality… Read More

Junkfood Cinema: Demons

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; running out of jokes since early this morning. Every week I wax geeky over my… Read More

Junkfood Cinema: Blacula

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; because you couldn’t find anything better to do. Junkfood Cinema is the only bad movie… Read More

Junkfood Cinema: Point Break

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema: now with zero Trans fat! It may not add inches to your waistline, but recent… Read More