How Tim Burton, Joel Schumacher and McDonald’s Took a Visionary Approach to Batman
In 2012, on the eve of the release of Christopher Nolan's final Batman movie, Landon Palmer looked at the previous… Read More
July 17, 2012
Arnold Schwarzenegger
‘Raw Deal’ and The 7 Other Things Nobody Gives Ah-nuld!
Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema…bitches leave. Can you smell that? If you’re reading this column, it’s probably not fresh air.… Read More
June 3, 2012
‘Conan the Barbarian’ Reveals What Else Is Best In Life
Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; the Riddle of Steel…is that Shaq should not play superheroes. You’ve entered a mythic realm… Read More
May 26, 2012
24 Things We Learned from Paul Verhoeven’s ‘Total Recall’ Commentary
Paul Verhoeven and Arnold Schwarzenegger might not have the chemistry of a Carpenter/Russell, but this is still a very good… Read More
April 19, 2012
All I Really Need To Know I Learned In ‘Kindergarten Cop’ (A Very Special Junkfood Cinema)
Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; we’ve already eaten a truckload of those Dorito-shell tacos. This is the weekly (cough) bad… Read More
March 31, 2012
Universal Wants ‘Twins’ Sequel With Eddie Murphy?
Universal Wants ‘Twins’ Sequel With Eddie Murphy? Quick, Someone Hand Them a Pamphlet on the Joys of AbortionThe head honchos over… Read More
March 30, 2012
‘Total Recall’ Remake Teaser Trailer Touts Full Trailer, Colin Farrell Jumping
This Sunday! There will be a thing on the Internet! That we all might be interested to see! But here… Read More
March 27, 2012
10 Profound and Poetic Movie Character Redemptions
by David Christopher BellIt seems that when it comes to tales of good and evil - we often see anything… Read More
March 15, 2012
Blood, Sweat and Latex: The Predator Experience (Part 3)
by Shannon SheaWe packed the truck that would travel to location in Palenque, Mexico a few days before we traveled via… Read More
October 3, 2011