Because You Asked For It: Jean-Claude Van Damme Will Fight a ‘UFO’
It was bound to happen eventually. Alien invasions seem to be the note every production is striking these days (for… Read More
August 15, 2011
Action
Rumor Mill: Whispers of a Spoilery Big Battle for ‘Man of Steel’
Hopefully the spoiler warning is loud and clear enough here, and, yes, I still take them seriously. Even if a… Read More
August 12, 2011
An Independently-Made Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Movie Exists and This Trailer for ‘Casey Jones…
An Independently-Made Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Movie Exists and This Trailer for ‘Casey Jones’ Will Prove ItWow. I love the age… Read More
August 7, 2011
‘Transformers’ Impregnated By ‘Skyline,’ Gives Birth to ‘Battleship’ Trailer
Seriously folks. Battleship may very well turn out to be a fun action flick, but this trailer makes it look… Read More
July 27, 2011
‘Haywire’ Trailer Betrays the Country’s Most Dangerous Weapon
Steven Soderbergh is perhaps the most versatile director working today. He hates to be pinned down, he enjoys non-actors acting,… Read More
July 22, 2011
Junkfood Cinema: ‘Bloodsport’ Kick-a-sizes Your Face
Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema: we’re on a mission from God. And that mission is to bring you a weekly… Read More
July 15, 2011
Open Forum: What Should the Next ‘Transformers’ Trilogy Look Like?
With Michael Bay gone (for the foreseeable future) and Shia Labeouf done with the franchise professionally, the next incarnation of… Read More
July 11, 2011
Clive Owen’s Mustache Shoots At You As You Jump Out a Window in the ‘Killer Elite’ Trailer
This morning, Robert Fure felt a great shift in the universe during his daily viewing of Pumping Iron. That shift,… Read More
June 23, 2011
Even the Producer of the ‘Commando’ Remake Doesn’t Know If It’s A Remake
“You know, I don’t know if it really makes sense to call it Commando. Maybe it does or maybe doesn’t.… Read More
June 15, 2011