Matthew Patches

7 Movies That Will Scare You into Saving the Environment

Earth Day: the red-headed stepchild of world holidays.Founded in 1970, the celebration of our planet has been mounted (and basically… Read More

9 Breakthroughs in Cinematic Technology That Came and Went

James Cameron is always on the brink of revolution. Really, the dude needs to take a breather.At this year’s CinemaCon,… Read More

10 Spoof Movies That Are Actually Good

In recent years, the subgenre of spoof movies has become a parody of itself. Here are 10 classics to re-ignite… Read More

9 Reasons Why Michael Bay’s Work in ‘Armageddon’ Is the Pinnacle of American Filmmaking

Griffith. Ford. Welles. Kubrick. Scorsese. Allen. Spielberg.No one would argue that these men are a few of the great visionaries… Read More

7 Movies That Look and Feel Like Fetishistic Pornography

My guess is Zack Snyder is a pretty kinky dude.300 and Watchmen were dripping with over-the-top sexuality and you know somewhere… Read More

8 Animated Kids Movies That Will Help You Conquer Your Existential Crises

You’d think my walk home from Rango, a movie that consistently kept me laughing like a madman for two hours,… Read More

8 Actors Even Nic Cage-ier Than Nic Cage

At what point does Nic Cage crossover from actor to Internet meme? Cage’s distinct brand of emotional overdosing, that would send… Read More

8 of Hollywood’s “Next Big Stars” That Blew Up…and Faded Out

I am legitimately worried about I Am Number Four star Alex Pettyfer.Of course, he doesn’t need my concern - the… Read More

9 Douchebag Rom-Com Leads Who Didn’t Deserve Diddly

Adam Sandler lucked out. Instead of having to sell his soul to the Devil to become a top-grossing, leading man,… Read More